In the nuts....

Carson was telling us about his day yesterday at the dinner table:

"I was playing soccer and then Gwenny kicked the ball and hit me in the nuts."

"Excuse me?" Tara asks.

Carson repeats himself. Tara asks him, "What are nuts?" Obviously baiting him along.

"They're right here," and points at his crotch.

Tara gives me a look that's priceless. It sure is interesting what kids learn at school these days and how fast they grow up.